Engrish Fashion

This weekend I've seen two great Engrish t-shirts while walking around Korea. First, the new assistant at the Soda Star coffee shop that I go to. He was wearing a t-shirt that was printed to look like prison issue. It had a name tag printed on it that said "Martha's Bitch." I almost died laughing. I wasn't bold enough to ask for a picture, which I'm sure he would have been happy to pose for. Yesterday while walking around Insadong, I saw someone with a shirt that said "I'm too busy to fcuk." Wow. There are no words for the joys of Engrish.